Explaining the lord of the rings to your dog

Why does every black lab look confused and frightened at all times?

Dog: “Why didn’t they just take the eagles to mount doom??????”

When my wife catches me up on her latest smut book

Did you say we could go to the park? I thought I heard you say we can go to the park.

Now explain it to me but a little slower

'Did someone say WALK... into Mordor?'

It’s true…that dog is straight up digging the vibe.

Dog like, "Bish, I know all about Ungoliant"

The dog gives more of a shit than I do.