Here we go again

Lemme save you 8 mins with a TL;DR:

Billionaires killed Charlie Kirk because he didnt like Israel, Erika Kirk was in on it, JD Vance and her will run a joint ticket in 2028, and if you need proof for any of these claims you're an idiot. You can trust me bro, Im part of the billionaire class responsible for this but Im one of the good ones please dont cancel me.

Face is distractingly shiny

I agree. They want her to be the next vp. She's already tits-deep in child trafficking, she's a shoe-in.

The last time this was posted, someone mentioned this guy is on OnlyFans putting stuff down his urethra and recently set a record for putting like 6 steaks that had been ground down into a runny beef paste down the old pee hole. Now whether or not that's true, I dunno but that lore and his face are permanently married together in my mind from now until I die.

This makes perfect sense.

Another Candace Owens watcher.

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Look I believe in the disgustingly outsized influence that the billionaire class has on politics - but this guy doesn’t know shit.

Red flags: Use of “they”; and “everyone in these circles knew…”; and “the billionaires funding TP…”; and “the donors controlling…” - without citing one single example of even ONE billionaire involved in this supposed long term plan to anoint Charlie Kirk POTUS.

This guy could have researched some low-hanging publicly known examples to lend his theory some credibility but he doesn’t.

I suspect he’s hoping to grab the attention of the people who are MOST prone to accepting a conspiracy theory with no actual evidence so he can carve them off and monetize them.

My conspiracy theory: the conspiracy theory industry has noticed that the conservative conspiracy market is drying up and the progressive market still has some fresh unrotted brains to make money off of.

So gross that people this young are getting Botox.

He's gonna look like a 50 year old woman trying to look like a 20 yo in a couple years.

Give me a tldr. Not listening to all of this.

I believe it. I don’t think he’s actually the son of a billionaire, though. He’s already been caught lying about having an MBA to boost his credibility, turns out it was just a certificate the whole time. The number of people who just believe everything he says without even thinking is wild.