This has to be a spot on impersonation, right?

very good. The not being able to tell military time and then getting mad about it and wanting to cancel it felt very real

That was freaky good! The only way to improve it would be to change the subject mid sentence. I don't think he can stay on one topic that long.

This is Trump from his first term - he's way less coherent and speaks slower now.

OMG! This is great!

He doesn't sound like the current guy. I mean the voice and mannerism are impeccable but he's talking with complete sentences. He sounded like that 15 years ago.

Okey critique, he cant stay on topic this long

We're thinking of getting rid of military time. Nobody knows what it is nobodynunderstands it. Nobody knows.

Sounds good, although the content is too coherent

I bet if you told him there are European or socialist countries that regularly use “military time” he would declare it as being woke.