I'm not the like the rest of the guys out there 🐺

Bro thinks he’s the lone wolf, but it’s giving more stray chihuahua at the dog park vibes.

He finished leaving that message and then proudly whispered to himself "Enjoy that, m'lady, for more is to come."

The tongue movement on “selective” sent me 💀

This should be required viewing before sliding into anyone’s DMs

Im not like the other guys, heh. I like snowboarding and mountain biking and golfing and hitting the gym

There's no way he actually recorded AND THEN sent that to someone. How are people this confident?! Lol

Not like the rest of the guys, but still out here using the same internet as all of us

This is GREAT!

I had to look up what a sigma male is. Everything has a label nowadays.

"alpha male" "beta male" when the fuck are they getting to full release?