first guy to get a corporate job

Fun fact: Early factory jobs had issues with people just walking out. Like being all "fuck this, I am returning to farming"

No cubes anymore! Now it's all open concept so they can put 3 people where one person used to sit, because being able to hear your coworkers grind their teeth makes the experience more authentic

Hey at least in America we barely have a functioning health care system anymore. “Sure, you can have insurance but if you need to use it, good fucking luck”

I've been to prison. I did a year straight in solitary once. And that seems preferable to whatever is going on here. LMAO

This fucking guy has ruined way too many movies for me by pointing out their obvious flaws...

This is Ryan George, since OP didn’t credit them.

He also does the Pitch Meeting series on YouTube, it’s great.

I am so deeply thankful that COVID changed the status quo around work from home for a lot of jobs and companies. It didn't upend capitalism, of course, but I haven't been in an office since March, 2020.

To quote Fat Tony from The Simpsons: "It's funny cuz it's true!" 

And the cherry on top is you're going to be really mad when a computer program takes that all away from you.