I will not be attempting any of these!

So far I've read the whole Bible, most of the apocrypha, the book of Mormon and the Quran; and I can't tell you how painful and miserable it is to go through the book of Mormon compared to the others.

It's the one that is so bad that would make me cackle and wonder how people can't tell that it is so obviously fake. I do not recommend it chat.

ok but what is the zipper thing lmao

The dude said kool-aid 🤣 Ironic

I can't even find the words to say this properly but I'll try..

The very existence of Mormonism is reason enough to suspect that every religion is bullshit.

Never has a religion been more obviously bullshit, and yet they continue to exist.

Why?

Because of indoctrination.

If I was religious, the very existence of Mormons would make me question if I was just parroting nonsense I was told just like them.

It would set off DOZENS of alarms in my head, asking myself "if they can believe something so obviously untrue, how do I know my religion didn't begin the same way; with a few wackos fooling some people?".

I feel like soaking would take so much effort, like just fuck at that point

For those that don't get it. These people are Mormons going to a very Mormon university.

Tell me we’re in Mormon country, without telling me we’re in Mormon country.

The fact that they really think they aren't "breaking the rules" is laughable. "I mean, his penis wasn't in me so..." 🤷‍♀️😭. TF. This is stupid.

Utah is so fucking weird