My rock is cooler than your vagina...

I was waiting to see the rock collection but they didn't show it :(

I had a date go bad after showing a girl my rock collection. She started calling me names like crackhead and drug fiend. Whatever I don’t need that in my life.

I would rather show you my rock than whip my dick and take you to pound town. Is a great line. Sometimes it just be like that.

And hopefully Professor Top-Lynx I used the right than/then in that sentence. 😝

Dude was being a gentleman. He entertained her and made her safe. I got some cool rocks too homie. Some my granddad gave me. I might be autistic though.

I'm so disappointed he didn't show off the rest of his collection.

You can hear in his voice how much it fucked with him, what a low thing to do. Not that calling somebody autistic is low, but thinking that that's a way to take a dig at a guy. Like not only was it gross and shitty for her to think calling someone autistic is some shade, but also because it was over something as harmless and charming as a rock collection.

I’m not going to lie, that rock would probably make me want to show him my vagina. That girl was lame.