Footage from the WH Correspondents Dinner

It's amazing how much I don't care about the fact that someone tried to assasinate the president. Like, I've just kep scrolling and haven't clicked once on any of the headlines. It reminds me of how they say the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

15 reporters that where 15 ft from Trump said they didn’t hear much of anything, Trump said it was loud as hell. Nothing is just regular with this guy, everything has to be a lie.

Whenever incidents like this happen, I always mention how much chaos a single person with a gun can cause

"This wasn't in the script!"

Must be those darn video games

I thought WH meant waffle house fa a second.

The best thing about this is everyone sees through it and no one's giving the benefit of doubt to their shady asses.

Perfect!

Exactly! I hoped for a split second that the media might take gun violence seriously but then I remembered what America is like and came back to my senses.

At least now, those journalists know what it feels like to be an American kindergarten student where gun violence is an everyday threat

"My tummy horts!"