Super long commute

You forgot the part where they have to leave at 2 because their commute makes them "start" at 5

I feel like this is specifically about one of his coworker. There's a strong passive aggressive energy out of it lol. I like it. 

delivery on “AND HERE I THOUGHT MY 20 MINUTE COMMUTE WAS BAD. PATHETIC!” really got me

I worked with someone like this and when they did get it, they would spend the first hour to hour and half chitchatting with coworkers before doing any work.

It’s giving whiny passive aggression.

Super long commutes do fucking suck.

My response is "why the fuck do you work here then?"

I had a sales job where our team could go home early if we hit certain metrics. There was a married couple where each person was on a different team, so anytime either of them one the contest the other one had to go home because they shared a car. Doesn't really have anything to do with this but it always bugged me lol. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

They probably just want a "yeah, that sucks" sometimes.

lol