Lady on the phone deserves a raise for dealing with this so well 😭

This is Elizabethan English. Old English sounded more like German.

Stop bothering people

That's not even old English lol

They didn't just throw in a few "thou" and "dosts" it was basically a completely different language

I don't think it works so well when u sound like ur reading it off a script

Wasting time of customer service workers is indeed cringe

Stop harassing strangers at work. You're putting their jobs at risk if they don't behave perfectly.

If you can tell what they're saying at all, it's not OE.

I hate the fact that no native English speaker online seems to understand what old English is.

That's not even middle English, she's just speaking early modern English.

"Calling a tanning salon in Old English"

Looks inside

"Modern English poorly using old timey language"

Anything for social media I swear!!!