Cruise Passenger With Hantavirus Pleads To Dock

This is a parody, this guy is not on the ship. People are taking this video too seriously.

How does no one know Zac Townsend his videos are hilarious

The spit was a dead giveaway that this is satire

Lmaoo didn't catch it was satire until the foam party part. This guy is hilarious

Well, we should at least televise blowing it up — for posterity's sake....

^([yes .. posterity])

Amusing video, but if anyone watching thinks that guy is really actually a passenger on the ship then I have a cure-all-ails elixir to sell you.

Oh shit. lol I thought this was real before I seen the comments. Blow up the ship is diabolical. Lmao

I have to assume anyone who doesn't recognize this as satire hasn't seen the video posted by an actual passenger on the cruise, whining about "we want to go home to our families (so we can potentially expose them to a deadly virus.)"

Not the coconut shrimp!!!

Fucking monsters!

/s in case.

So, they didn't blow up the ship? Maybe they should drive it through the Straight of Hormuz.

He has me till the foam party bit. This is hilarious.