British cuisine lore.

I thought she was working toward "they have really sharp tongues" joke. 

UK man here. Can confirm. Goosetooth, we call it, despite it being our tongue.

I also shit golden eggs.

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It's true. She is a doctor.

I actually met a British girl with a tongue like sandpaper. She was a British Shorthair cat but I think it’s pretty normal for all cats

It’s true though

Infuriating how many times an interaction with an American has not ended in an informal head-pat (the formal head-pat is reserved for the queen).

I'm a Mouthologist and can confirm this about the British. There is millennia of information dating back to when teeth were invented in 200 BCE.

Thanks, I haven’t laughed that hard in while