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This is the realest shit Ive ever seen. Still boggles my mind that there is a song called Christine Sixteen about Gene Simmons desiring a high school girl
The song is so messed up but this video is hilarious!
I love seeing dudes outwardly shame this shit. I love that guys are so outwardly vocal that the "omg yoouunng girls right??" shit is weird and creepy and gross instead of excusing it or ignoring it.
"every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching it you"
Yes officer, this man right here
She's only seeeeeveeeenteeeeeen ^seventeeeen
Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me
True story: I am old enough to remember when this song was a hit. I honestly never gave it a second thought.
Then, one day, many years later, I’m on my way home from work and this song comes on. I am legitimately excited for the nostalgic listen.
Then, like 10 seconds in, I’m like, “Yeah, leave that little girl alone, you fucking deviant!” The rest of the song I listened in horror while this grown-ass man openly fantasized about fucking his teenage neighbor.
WTF?!
I hate that this melody bangs
In his most well known stand up, Eddie Murphy at 28 gushes about meeting a 17 year old that he wanted to basically marry
It's insane to think you could make a playlist out of this crap on spotify.
Relisten to most music of this era for the use of the work “girl” and it gets very disturbing. The sad part is this song is really good otherwise, great power ballad about a grown man trying to woo a child, yikes.
Dude was 34 when this song was released.


