"‎The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus." ~ Bruce Lee

Regulators We regulate any stealin' of his property We're damn good too But you can't be any geek off the street Gotta be handy with the steel If you know what I mean, earn your keep

God tier AI proof career

Keep that mutha fuckin thang on me

I had a census file for a big luxury hotel chain for some work that I was doing. I skimmed the higher paid jobs and I found Falconer as one of the highest. Beech luxury hotels employe Falconers to kick out seaguls

What do you do?

I I run squirt gun security down at the local hotel restaurant.

Plot twist, he doesn't work there.

*muttering* "Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight"

I would love to have been there when this idea was pitched to management and later to the staff

Not all heroes wear capes

I would show up in fully unnecessary tactical gear, with all the enthusiasm in the world.