Farmer gets bribes from Ai company to replace his farmland with an AI data center.

Dude could just collect the gifts they give him and throw a big FU everytime they ask.

IDK why they think giving him $400 is going to make him sell land that's worth so much more than $400

I hope he never sells!!!!

That’s pathetic.

Meanwhile, at AI Company Headquarters:

"We need this peasant to sell...what do The Poors like?"

"Shoes and steaks, sir."

"Very well! Get this peasant some...shoes and steaks. Throw in some cash, too, that should do it."

Hey I appreciate the interest but I'm not going to sell. Thanks for the gifts though!

You know you can just take the stuff, if they never came back for it and you said no, they are at loss.

Fuck them, I'm balling outrage control, if you're dumb enough to leave "gifts" in the hope dude has a massive lapse in judgement, you're a dumbass cause I'd just take the shit and tell them to fuck off or just not say nothing and watch as they keep sending me free shit for nothing.

Morals don't pay the bills and I'm tired of being good, hungry and broke. Keep the stuff tell them nothing but no.

When he put the money in his mouth 😳

Well, that's just insulting

Nahhhh they're trying anything now absolutely tf not