When slang definitions change as you grow older

It’s like the kids these days saying RawDogging when they don’t use their phones.  It’s very weird for me. Every time I hear it I’m like “that’s not what that means” lol 

I'm already feeling this. My whole life crashing out meant to fall asleep, usually when exhausted, and now its meaning is practically the opposite of that.

I just know that balls deep is going to turn light-hearted.

I laughed out loud!

I'm at the age where I'm not even sure if some of these terms are correct or it's made up for the bit

I wonder if this is how a middle aged british geezer feels when his teenage kids giggle when he calls Arsenal fans "Gooners"

This is 100% accurate.

People keep on asking me if I have "aura" or "rizz" or whatever the new trend is

Yeah the first time I heard some Zoomer say they were “rawdogging their commute” I had to pause the podcast like bro you’re doing WHAT to the bus. 💀

They’re just speedrunning making every normal phrase sound wildly unhinged at this point.

This literally happened to me and my 14 yr old a month ago. I'm not even 40 yet...

This is ragebait