The way I’d want the ground to swallow me up after this

I would have died of embarrassment but this guy played it off cool, good on him

Man fell like a fuckin looney tunes character

He flew down there pretty good. Impressed.

This happened to me once, but not actually to me. I was in the nosebleeds of a Celtics playoff game, say next to a very cute girl I didn't know. I soat game all night, and finally got her number. Final minutes, close game, huge basket. Everybody jumps up yelling and celebrating. She fell like four rows down. She did not pick up my call two days later.

I would go home. Enough of today, I’ll start over tomorrow.

You know that shit hurt

Why do they even build stadiums with seats up there and at that angle 

The other day, right before the seventh inning stretch, I took my son to the bathroom to beat the rush. As we were shuffling down the row, my foot caught a cupholder and, in my effort to save myself from pitching forward, I kneed a the back of the head of a guy in the row ahead medium hard. He was understandably stunned but quickly realized what was going on and was relatively cool about it.

I was still mortified and we never returned to our seats. I bought my kid an ice cream and we beat the garage traffic.

Backiatomy should be the concern