Kind sir, would you please help mw out here?

Hello police….. Yes a goose.

TIL Brits see canadian geese the same way we see swans. Canadian geese are like pigeons where I live, they are everywhere.

I think the bird got a concussion cu he seems confused

I feel so sad for it. It's probably lost it's flock. It's confused. Sounds like the start of a Disney film.

Oh my God bruv

He just saved that cat.

Buddy booked his flight to the wrong London. 

Canae believe that Cat listened but fair doos man.

Huh, I didn't know cobra chickens visited the UK.

Thanks friend.