Some German humor.

I thought it was pretty good... maybe.. Germany needs to ease up on artists

You mean to tell me that the average German humor is exactly the same as people doing an impression of average German humor?

I'm not even being sarcastic here I was legit surprised 

Can you keep a secret….

She knows - she’s being recorded.

Totally!

those two frames of eyebrows lowering into a sort of horrified pity at the end of “this is your job full-time” just before the cut is some lovely acting

Germans are renowned for following orders. 

The trick to German humor is the delivery is so dead pan you don't know if they are joking or not, and neither do they.

Would be an awesome SNL character. Underwhelmed Ursula

"It is important to follow the rules"

Lol " The package says 2 cookies. But if I'm having a bad day, I have 3 cookies!!! Hahahahaha!!!"

Joah…