She almost married a man that didn't wipe his ass

When I was 21 my gf at the time complained to me that her ex didn't wipe enough. She was all, "He didn't know that if the paper doesn't come out just as white as it was when you started, you're not done!" And I was all, "Ewwwww, who doesn't know that?!?" but I was secretly having a revelation and tandem freakout that I also was not wiping enough.

Later, it occurred to me that she might not even have an ex. Just needed a nicer way to tell a grown man his hygiene was faulty.

First it's just his hygiene but then she drops that he's also abusive and unless he was she would have just kept on marrying a dude that doesn't wipe his ass?

I’m not buying any of that. If you’re not wiping, showering or brushing your teeth, you’re going to absolutely reek. She’s either making it up or she’s the dumbest person on earth

So not flushing after having a 💩 didn’t raise any flags for u?!?

He would smell like rotting chicken.....wtf is wrong with you

This happens a lot, I used to work in a office where you’d find floaters with no trace of toilet paper and even walked in on a guy in stall pinching a loaf while eating a bag of chips. People are absolutely disgusting.

…sorry to be gross but you’re telling me she never smelled anything while intimate? Were they waiting until marriage? Was her PH balance not messed up? What about if she went down in him… how could you not smell anything. Idk man I have so many questions

Your friend being really mature and having that conversation with you, and you not believing her, girl, you're an idiot lol.

Girl, you need to get your nose checked.

Covid really did fuck up people's ability to smell and taste.