Pigs are fine, but I don't really want a 500+lb indoor pet 🤷‍♀️

Happy to not eat both

I really gotta go vegetarian

I had a friend whose family had a pet pig named Hamsworth.

I love the piggys. They are even smarter than a dog.

And presumably taste

Pigs are too intelligent to be food, I also recently gave up Octopus for the same reason.

And cows are just big doggos

They can be potty trained! They are highly intelligent. But they don't really make great indoor pets because they get absolutely massive. Much better for them to have lots of space outside to roam around!

This is why I don’t get people’s selective outrage over poor people in different cultures eating dogs.

Like… pretty much all animals are cute and smart.