I was just trying to learn reflexology…

Currently unlacing my shoes

I'll have what he's having

I'm no doctor, but I don't think that's where the prostate is.

Man it’s wild how much absolute bullshit people build entire careers on

And this isn’t even as kooky as chiropractic

what is the source of the woman's video ? It is so relaxing.

Seven! Seven! Seven!

Let me get these shoes off

Is this why I jizz Everytime I walk on a gravel road?

I read a book called Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk (the guy that wrote Fight Club) and there was a masseuse that was paid to give "happy endings" in this exact same way.