“Real Big Boy” - gonna be a hit ok?

Truck has birthing hips.

Yep - and now I will be singing the same every time I see one.

This should be the theme song for pick-up trucks, SUV's and Jeeps in Europe.

Honestly I don't care if people wanna get silly with their cars for their own enjoyment. I just wish they didn't have 10 million lumen headlights.

Edit: Dear sweet lord.

I am not saying these people are being reasonable. I intentionally stay away from them on the road whenever it's safe to. I hate their blinding headlights. I drive an ancient beater sedan that I hope is immortal and could never afford to have such a ridiculous vehicle (and do not want one).

I just have my own life to worry about. Not gonna pull out my phone on the highway to sing a little song about every person who decided they need a monster truck lol. I can't change the damage their cars do to the environment and people unless it shows up on a ballot.

I can't stop people from doing silly nonsense with their money, either. I can only give them a wide berth and carry on with my day.

Since this got more attention than I expected: please do not fiddle with your phone while driving. Chad's Turbo Truck is stupid but not worth causing an accident over lol

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All hat, no cattle

Pavement princess lol

Pavement princess 👸