You want children? nope…

Here's a crazy solution. Maybe give him his own water to drink from?

Thanks I just puked

My son does this sometimes. The cups his after.

My dad use to bitch constantly about picking up his Mt. Dew and there being backwash in it or "floaters," as he called them! Never got it until I had kids myself and find my cup always missing a swig or two, and there would always be some "minced mouth morsels," in my glass! So, to avoid this, I switched to bottles and I always crack the lid just that one turn extra for added drink security! 🤮

Never wanted kids. Never regretted it.

Oh lord I love my nephews but this is why I keep their slimy lil hands away from me. I know it sounds mean but I cannot. They will be fine if I wave them goodbye instead of a hug.

If you think that's gross. Don't have children. I've seen way worse xD

Dude that's DISGUSTING