评论

ThisIsTheNewSleeveabout 2 months ago12

Hey, sometimes there are vampires... Who also want to fuck you

Brandenburg42about 2 months ago7

This is why you read Brandon Sanderson books where seeing someone's ungloved left hand is considered lewd.

BurritoBazabout 2 months ago6

Sometimes there is a clumsily written caste system.... Also everybody wants to fuck you.

epidemicsaintsabout 2 months ago5

Sometimes everyone wants to fuck you at assassin boarding school, but you just want to smoke cigars, and you end up getting a magical boob job.

The whole fae thing is just vampires without having to deal with meal logistics.

ShizunEnjoyerabout 2 months ago4

Hey nobody said romantasy novels were masterpieces. Sometimes you just want to read some slop.🤷‍♀️

IceCoughyabout 2 months ago4

The exact opposite of my high school experience

QueasyCaterpillar541about 2 months ago3

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BIayneRobinsonabout 2 months ago2

Don't forget the part where everyone is split into four categories:

Brave.
Sneaky.
Clever.
Silly.

And they all want to fuck you.

Hella_Wienersabout 2 months ago2

The Empyrean and A Court of Thorns and Roses fa sho.

thatvillainjayabout 2 months ago2

A noun of adjective and adjective