Guy gives unhinged second date ultimatum

This dude 1000% took a day trading class and thinks he’s an expert

weird to call a girl while you’re on your hamster wheel

How the fuck are these guys actually sending messages like this? How can you not listen to this and not cringe? Maybe I am just too old to understand, but good Lord.

Respectfully… I’m good.

Lemme guess his profile says something like:

"looking for a real connection. Someone I can bring home to my mom. Not a hit it and quit it type."

Guuurl, thank God that the chode was honest! He made it easy to make your decision about him early on!

What a fucking ingrate 😂 she also invited him to her home….i mean she’s half interested just act normal im sure it will lead where you want. How fucking creepy of this guy to be full Bill Cosby well if I’m coming I’m fucking 😂😂😂

He sounds like a salesman, “Here’s my proposal and here is why. Final offer.”