Imagine being in the hospital recoverying from a traumatic brain injury and these two come in to 'shift the energy.'

What's wrong with that man's ass?

Should sue that hospital for allowing this level of malpractice

Ooof... Pretty sure at that point I'm thinking I died and went to hell

“How can we make a person’s TBI about us?”

Remind me to ad this "No-go" to my Advanced Directives. 🚫

When they wake you from the coma and you want to go back

Porto Potty Shamans

they probably mean well.

I would probably destabilize mentally because I wouldn't think I was viewing reality correctly. Mentally I would be panicking and hoping I wasn't going to see more weird characters from 80s sci-fi movie kid's shows.