"He not going to hurt you "

Her friend is on an inflatable paddleboard...Fuck that.

“He’s not going to hurt you”. Yeah, because you can totally predict what a reptile is gonna do in that given moment 🤦‍♂️

Best way to survive an alligator attack is to jump into the water and start thrashing, and don't try to run away from us... I mean, the alligators.

Nope nope nope, I want more than a light, tip-able bit of plastic between me and the prehistoric apex predator.

Also: don't fucking touch wild animals.

Bro crocodiles and alligators scare the shit out of me…I could never 😭

Paddleboard in a water with alligators? No thanks.

This is how white girls become extinct.

(from a white girl)

That's just the gator they can see. Gotta be dozens more lurking underwater within 50-100 ft of em

Screen recording with the stupid tiktok popup ad left there in the corner is infuriating for some reason. Barely noticed what's going on in the video because I just hate that goddamn popup ad.

Apologizing to an armored prehistoric apex predator for paddling on it is hilarious. Humans can't hurt these things if they tried without forged weapons.