It's like talking to a brick wall

Very reminiscent of this:

The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

They’re just mad we actually bothered to read their book when they haven’t

Christianity has long outlived its usefulness. Religious belief limits critical thought

I love the little snack pause she gives herself while he waffles to the most ridiculous degree.

The Bible says all sorts of absolutely bat shit crazy stuff about punishing people who wear mixed fabrics. That gem alone should be enough to warn people from using it as a helpful moral guide.

“war’s a thing, right?” as his opener…

My other personal favorite is to ask where the biblical justification comes from. Inevitably, they’ll say Leviticus and Deuteronomy. Then ask them to explain why it’s wrong to be gay but it’s ok to wear blended fabrics and eat bacon.

Religion is a mental disease.

Imo Christians are legit crazy people. Christianity and the church is why my family is fucked up, if anyone is evil it's them imo.

I have completely lost patience with Adults that believe in Magic. Imagine if I came up to you and said that you aren't allowed to eat Fairy Floss because Dumpledore decreed that ANYONE seeking Entrance into the Land of Hogwarts must never imbibe foodstuffs from Fairy Folk.

Some people are quite literally too stupid to argue with. Physically impossible to get them to understand something.