Lawn care demons

This is fucked up. He needs to follow the schedule. He is supposed to start at 6:15 so he can be done by 7, which is when Joe across the street is scheduled to mow. Joe has to be done by 8 so Karen two doors down can begin using her leaf blower at 8:01 to spend 29 minutes blowing the sand off her driveway. I mean if she’s not done on time, it throws off the timing of Bob’s 8:30 garage table saw slot and John’s 9:15 motorcycle revving appointment.

Jesus people, get your shit together.

To me, this is hilarious. It's exactly how I'd feel if I were on a mower 8 hours a day.

The whole US lawn culture seems so bizarre to me

When pto engages lol

Like the sound of a lawnmower at a soft sunrise, he takes the joke and just makes it so much worse.

What is the vest he’s wearing?

This made my day lol

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