Sit down and eat you eggs

With those type of hands he's getting knocked out before lunch break 😭

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How customers walk in at 2 am after the house party

I was a line cook at a Waffle House in my early 20s and this is completely accurate.

He needs a blunt hanging from his mouth and its perfect

Where's the weapons training? You gotta know how to properly swing one of those waffle irons or else you're gonna end up hurting yourself and the wrong people.

Source

Catching a chair thats thrown at you

Needs more chair

The key to a successful Waffle House bout is the use of improvised weapons.

Keep your hands up!