It’s Always Florida Doing This Crazy Crap 😭

Y’all it’s not like it’s a Denny’s, it’s weird but so are nude beaches, let people be weird as long as it’s not hurting anyone

Putting A.S.S in C.L.A.S.S 😭

How very Florida. Who doesn't want to sit in someone else's swamp ass leftovers?

Fun fact: this "always Florida" phenomenon is due in large part to very open FOIA laws in Florida. Basically every first responders report or police report is immediately public record. So reporters in Florida have an unprecedented amount of access to things like arrest records.

No formal attire needed. Just coliformal.

You know what, I’m into it. If the food’s bad tho I’m gonna be pissed

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Oh my god! People getting naked like everyone does??? Then eating??? What's next, sleeping without clothes on???