The kids are gonna get a lesson…in pain

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

When the hurt locker is your teacher

Bombardment!

plot twist: she’s a preschool teacher

We had a PE teacher with the last name Coull (Cool). He’d have Coull’s Rules dodge ball. First round whole body. Second round above the waist. Third round head shots only. He also gave the winner of said rounds gift cards to the cafeteria. Awesome time.

Damn, every PE teacher I ever had was either a butch or an old pervy dude