I saw epitome coming, but I thought he might surprise me.

Some children were in fact left behind

Its not really just the pronunciation. This man cant read

“Pussa-dynam and hyper bowl” really got me

Fuck me how can you be so bad at reading normal words? I can pronounce every one of these just fine.

Don’t pick on him. He was enlisted.

Thank you for your service, fellow ASVAB waiver.

English teacher here. This is not funny. Not in the least.

She's laughing but girl, that's your man? Yikes.

Absolutely no problem with “Colonel” and “Regime”. Hello Americans.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American