Things that bother YOU?

Whats he gonna do, aggressively click his fingers at me, in unison with his gang mates he doesnt have

Wouldn't having a social media presence be against his made up/bs credo?

Someone’s mom didn’t pay enough attention to them

I had no idea there was a Greaser culture war. I want to be on team Olivia Newton John.

Stay golden pony boy.

Dude looks like he might be as wide as he is tall.

"When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day...."

Anything except developing an actual personality

"I dont have any haters cuz im not cool enough"