College student DUI arrest

Is this that breasting boobily I've been hearing about?

He REALLY wanted to see her feet.

If she can’t squeeze out of a charge, none of us can.

He can easily find her on his flock cameras and stalk her later. Like, she’s been flagged lol.

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lol at 21 I got pulled over coming home from a Halloween party and was in a very embarrassing costume for the field sobriety. Anyway, I failed and they took me to the station and booked me but kept telling me I could use my call for someone to come sign me out and take me home but I kept insisting I fucked up and didn't want to make it someone else's problem at 2am. Eventually one of them was like, "Ok look, this is the end of our shift so we can take you home, with the sign out paperwork, if there's someone there to sign it." I lived 40 minutes from the station but they did drive me all the way home and my roommate signed the sheet and I got ticketed with a wet and reckless instead of a dui.

Needless to say I never made that particular negligent decision twice. I still reconnect with that old roommate every few years or so and she of course is always like, "remember that time CHP drove you home when they were supposed to throw you in the drunk tank? Ah to be young and hot again!"

Here ya go op

“You sure you don’t wanna take your boobs out, I mean your boots off, did I say Yule log I mean I don’t have a log but if I did …”