One kajillion seconds

who ever actually uses those buttons just use the numbers

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So accurate

I hate my microwave. It was VERY expensive for a microwave and does pretty much anything. How could I say no to a generous gift.

I dread any guest trying to use it as I have to explain to how works, and I barely understand it myself. It's just incredibly obtuse. You can't just use numbers, there are none. There is no quick 30 seconds. Behind the door there is a chart of codes and their meaning, but there are 3 different sets of codes and the chart only covers the least used one.

I want a regular microwave so bad.

This reminds of the time I was at a friend's house trying to finish a pot and his stupid microwave didn't even have a kiln setting.

That cancer button joke was good.

My microwave still use dials.you have power and time. Power stays at max so you turn the dial and it's done. I like my simple tools simple

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This reminds me that I really need a new microwave. Mine is so stupid. There's no way to put in an exact time, it's whole minutes only. There is a +30 seconds button, but it only works if you're starting from 0. So if you need something for, say, 2:30 you either have to do 3 minutes and stop it early or press the +30 5 times.

The pizza button is good at reheating pizza though.

I love his sweatshirt!