A reminder on the topic "1 Man vs 1 Chimpanzee"

This guy is a perfect example of how stupid people are.

Because he's so f****** dumb he thinks the wild animal is going to grapple him.

He fails to realize that he is going to lose not because the chimp will outmaneuver or out power him he's going to lose because the chimp will literally rip chunks of his body off with each bite with its teeth.

He's acting big and tough now but when he's missing a good chunk of his tricep and all he's done is punch the chimp a couple times we'll see how things are playing out.

Bro is in his bedroom plotting out a boxing stance and a crisp 1-2 combo while the chimp’s opening move is disassembling him like an IKEA coffee table without using the allen wrench

Put him in the ring

Chimps will literally eat your face off for fun. They are people with bigger teeth and no constraints to human laws.

🎶They'll rip your balls off🎶

In the tune of you'll shoot your eye out from Christmas Story

Had a young buck in the engine room with me try to tell me he could 1v1 a black bear……

He asked me what I thought I could take and I answered seriously with a “maybe a fox or coyote on a good day”. He looked shocked… next day we were leaving work and full grown Black bear happened to be standing on its hindquarters on the side of the road, promptly responding with a “I think I’ll take that back about 1v1ing a black bear

Chimp's gonna take your quality of life for breakfast.

They also have 40% denser bones which will not break when smashing your head unlike a human that will break bones just punching someone in the face

Of all the animals that he thought that he could beat, he decided to play with a super powered psychopath?

One of the first things a chimp would do is probably bite all your little fingers off. Attempt fighting it after that happened.