Mitch McConnell shows up hours late on his first day back at work & doesn’t take any questions

Genuinely surprised he's fucking alive

Healthcare must be nice to you, while millions of Americans suffer, right Moscow Mitch?

Body double they had months to search.

They needed all that time to finish preserving the body and hook up the animatronics.

https://i.redd.it/s7ah436ldkph1.gif

Are we sure it's not a puppet?

(If it IS a puppet, then things are back to normal.)

We went way past Idiocracy, and are in Weekend at Bernie's territory.

I didn't see his face or hear him talk.