Sydney Sweeney’s PR Team right now

I get this is satire, but it just doesnt have that je ne ce quoi (spelling?) to pull it off. It ends up just feeling insufferable and unfunny.

satire is still supposed to have jokes... this just seems like they're complaining through the guise of satire?

What is this, YouTube in 2005? 240p?

im already over these guys

this is like if the office was written by people who have brain damage and acted out by car insurance salespeople

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What's the joke. Seriously, I can't even tell whether they're trying to make fun of Sydney Sweeney or people who are criticising her or whatever - it's just words in the vague shape of jokes. Other than saying that she has big tits and making 80's quips about it, I guess, and I really didn't need that back.

Too many people in this for there to be not alot of funny jokes

What? What is this?