I just quit my job at the BPAF and things are not looking good you guys

Our ceo is a strange gay man lololol

Oh I see on LinkedIn he started a new job as head of boiling people alive Project Development and Safety at another company. Good thing we have someone with real concerns on the inside!

The Boiling People Alive™️company was founded by a former employee of the r/OrphanCrushingMachine factory

First victim confirmed

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Our CEO is a strange gay man lmao

I designed the pots to only boil the people we wanted to boil, but now the pots have a chance to decide for themselves to boil everyone alive so it’s real bad

That last line though? 😂

Oppenheimer without the sex scene

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