They’re escaping Facebook

I’m ovulating and I’m a man

Wait till he runs out of cocaine and he comes down. He'll be a real ninja turtle then

Great, someone decided to combine Star Wars Kid with the Marlboro Man.

I must be getting old, cuz i dont hate it.. lmfao

On one hand, cringe and some really unsafe weapon handling. On the other, older dude enjoying life with excellent mobility and dexterity.

I must be getting old, but I'm kinda jealous.

Social media has really brought all these bad ass fighters to light. Never knew there were so many trained fighters out there. Really can't judge a book by its cover.

May we all still have this mobility at his age.

I wonder which Ninja Turtle was his favorite.

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