You're on a date but she's kinda sus

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context:

Nvidia launches investigation into CEO's affair with suspected Chinese spy

I've seen some jokes about how Elon can't even get himself a Chinese honey pot girl like all the other Tech bros...then I remembered I just saw some clips of China landing a reusable rocket.

I'm so out of the loop on this one.

Sometimes it really feels like people who could otherwise maybe write something kind of funny only do a first pass on their script before uploading and it just feels like someone having a conversation about something that happened instead of an actual comedy sketch.

She’s actually way prettier than the honey pot.

She's gonna liquid cool your wallet

I’ll be honest, I’d be leaking like a motherfucker.

I’ll give her the codes to the fucking nukes. You’re all dead.

Honey potted. Just like Pooh, he got stuck in a hole.