TikTok thinks I wanna kms because I’m looking for a short haircut..

LMAO wth. TikTok said “you don’t have to resort to such violence. Don’t resort to short hair”

I tried it. Same thing. Very weird

me when i cut my own bangs again

it's becuase it has "Cuts" in the word. Just an auto thingy for certain words.

last time i called the hotline i was put on hold for 3 hours 😭

Huh. I did not know cutting your hair was a sign of that. 🤔

Girl DO NOT get that fuckass bob

lol mine does that too 🤣🤣

I got one of those SOMEONE REPORTED YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SUICIDE SIGNS messages on Reddit because apparently the grilled cheese I made was so pathetic they thought I was at risk of a mental crisis

TO BE FAIR -- the sign saying "no feeding hallucinogens to the alligators" or drill sergeants saying "don't show up to MEPS drunk" or flight attendants drawing attention to the "no smoking" sign or the underwater cave divers being warned by a sign saying "enter at ye peril" -- BASICALLY EVERY SIGN you see is the result of someone winning a Darwin award and now the prohibition is a rule.

What I'm trying to say is that clearly enough people have gone through mental crises and subsequently searched short haircuts in order for this to pop up.