Mario officially friend zoned

what is this music lmao

You gave a clip from games and movies and a random caption that says it but provided no actual link or evidence

Time to boycott

In other news, Luigi balls deep in Daisy.

I mean did people really think something else? Based on what exactly? Like 100s of games and a movie now if they were a couple it would've been made obvious, sadly Nintendo STILL had to spell it out and y'all are STILL disappointed lol. Wow

In another world Mario put the magical crown on bowser. Making him bowsette…the rest writes itself.

So you're saying Bowser has a shot? Is that what I'm hearing?

In fairness, i would also try to help out a friend that had been kidnapped

it's all part of the corporate effort to desexualize their mascots. Remember what they did with Shira a few years ago? They want to turn everything into an amorphous inhuman unsexual entities. It's a bizarre trend.

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