I didn’t know it was possible for one person to fart this much

Very impressive.

Wait until you turn 40. That’s literally every morning when I get out of bed.

I would not be trusting a fart if I had food poisoning

Lucky. When I got food poisoning I threw up with so much force it landed in the trash while I was still running to it from six feet away

Sounds like a regular wednesday afternoon to me

I've had food poisoning. Nothing in the world would have made me smile, nevermind laugh.

thats not food poison thats just being cringe af

If you had food poisoning you would be on the toilet with a bucket because its coming out both ends. Thats Food Poisoning.

You giggling like a little girl because its funny Is Not Food Poisoning!

She’s trusting those farts, it ain’t fucking food poisoning

Gross

Plot twist, it's just 1 person recording themself farting.