Funny

I want a divorce

Pretty toxic. Why is she so hell bent on destroying her husband's peace? And injecting herself in to every nook and cranny of his life? 

I'll bet he starts " working late " a lot.

Roses are red violets are blue.

Shoulda taken a Nude, that way you're helpin him out when ur not in the mood

UNTILL IVE HAD MY COFFEE

I DONT GIVE

#EFOCC

This is pretty funny

She's like a freaking cat. Can't even poop in peace.

I would wack off to it.

Damn I figured out royal blue and black doesn’t match in like elementary school. No wonder he avoids you

Toxic lol