Don’t get distracted

I always joked about this with my coworkers. If Donald Trump decides tomorrow he was going to start a 90% tax on the ~~rich~~ wealthy, provide medical for all, stop the ICE kidnappings and provide a fast, safe, and reliable citizenship path for all immigrants, stop funding Israel's genocide, (list more things im forgetting). then and only then will I ignore the Epstein files.

Edit: oh and I'd like a hover board ASAP

Xi Jinping: Hey America, did you guys uncover what Donald Trump did on Epstein's island?

Me: What? He was never on the island. They've never even met once. Hell, they've never been in the same state.

Xi: Huh? Weird cuz just a week ago more than half of the country was calling him a pedo... also you're looking very healthy and you're workers seem much better off then they were days ago.

Me: Yeah I know right? It's awesome. All hail King Trump for providing medical care for all.

He could have been in prison for 9 years already, but god forbid picking the most competent candidate because she happened to be a woman....

I love the "Oh yeah! Bill Clinton is on the Epstein List too!" argument.

Yeah? So? Is that supposed to make me disintegrate or something? I'm against pedophiles and I couldn't care less what their political affiliation/ideology is.

do they think we gaf abt bill Clinton? fuck him and his wife, tf?

Its crazy that I follow both these creators and spend too much time the clock app but I've never seen this.

MAGA Doesnt understand that the other 87% of us voting age Americans dont care about their cult