Almost every American is Dead

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Captain Tiny hands said 300,000,000 people died last year from drugs.

Lucky for us Obama used MONSTER REBORN and got us out of the graveyard.

… still got that bum elbow though.

Thanks, Obama

Wait. Am I one of the 300 that died or am I part of the 40 that lived. Am I dead?

The Pres said it, it must be true.