Best ragebait I’ve seen in a while

A 12 year old Could have wrote it better I do believe.

“We’ll throw in a case of fucking juice here” should have solidified the sale.

What if you dont go to bed man,we party FUCKIN LEGEND

I know a kid back in the day and this is how he would trade pokémon cards. He would trash talk the crap out of the card that he wanted to trade you. By the end of his tirade you'd trade your holographic Blastoise for three energy cards.

Amazing!